Top Tier Ltd.
Top Tier 45QT Cooler
Congratulations, you will be one of the first to have these exclusive coolers. This is a PRESALE for the all new 45QT Cooler. Here’s why this cooler is different from those other SHIT brands.
1. Guaranteed to get you laid within 24 hours of owning this cooler
2. Your ex girlfriend will call you wanting you back, don’t give in to that bullshit.
3. This cooler can hold ice over a week. A DAMN WEEK. The other brands out there have no drive. We do.
4. This cooler has a dick size measure on top to prove to the other shit coolers out there that you got a hammer.
5. Coldest beer in the world will be stored away safely in this cooler. Guaranteed to keep your ice cold.
THE BEST DAMN COOLER EVER MADE.
Note: this is a presale. Please allow at least 3-4weeks for your delivery.